BEANIE CHILL GUY – Onesize
BEANIE CHILL GUY – Onesize
For those who don’t check the charts. Who sip their coffee while the market burns. The CHILL GUY™ Beanie is for the unbothered legends who know that inner peace > price action—and that looking good is the real alpha.
🧠 Built for stillness and style
✔️ Embroidered Calm: CHILL GUY’s relaxed face, perfectly stitched—because vibes matter more than volatility.
✔️ One Size Fits All: Just like denial, it fits comfortably.
✔️ Cozy AF: Soft enough to meditate in, or nap through the next CPI drop.
🧘 Whether you’re deep in red or deep in thought, this beanie tells the world:
You’re good. You’ve let go. You’ve got style.
Add to cart – because sometimes doing nothing is the most powerful move.
• 100% organic cotton
• Antiallergic and natural fabric
• Cuffed beanie
• Traceability:
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—China
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Broke Fashion and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Lothringerstrasse 89, 52070 Aachen, Germany or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Shipping Regions & Delivery Times
We ship worldwide! Our estimated delivery times vary depending on the destination: Germany & Europe 5-10 business days, USA & Canada 7-14 business days, UK 5-10 business days, Australia & New Zealand 10-20 business days, Rest of the World 10-30 business days. These times are estimates and may vary due to customs delays, carrier issues, or other unforeseen factors.Orders are processed within 2-5 business days before shipping. Check our Return Policy for more details https://broke.fashion/policies/shipping-policy.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns must be pre-approved before shipping them back to us. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs. Check our Return Policy for more details https://broke.fashion/policies/refund-policy.
EU GPSR Regulation
Age restrictions: For adults. EU Warranty: 2 years. Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Broke Fashion and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write an Email to info@broke.fashion. You can also write to us at Lothringerstrasse 89, 52070 Aachen, Germany or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
